Lazy

Lazy..

Blogging block...

Dunno wut to update..

So many things happen n yet dunno wut to write..

Entering the mere stupidity...

Lalalalala...Huhu..

Btunang???

These are sum of the tips if u wanna do tunang ceremony...

1. Dont do tunang ceremony.waste of money waste of time.hehe..tunang ceremony costs u thousands which u can actually save for your own wedding later..extra thousands more for the wedding...

2. if u insist on bertunang, dont overdo the ceremony.remember..this is only btunang ceremony.u dnt want ppl to remember ur tunang ceremony more than ur wedding.coz if do a grand one, u might get pening to fikir another concept for ur wedding later..

3. dont use white for ur tunang..use pastel or bright colours.save white for ur akad nikah or sanding.coz that is the time u r supposedly look sweet n innocence...wahhhh gitu..

4. dont create an over melodramatic type of kurung a kebaya.tunang is meant to be simple...reserve elaborate designs for ur sanding..

5. dont give bepuluh2 hantaran with dulang that can actually dgabung into one..such as kasut one dulang, stoking one dulang...sian ppuan maok balas...

6. I warned u...tunang period will gives u lots of headaches.i think for the fct that at this time, couples are given time to rethink whether this is really the way to move forward...n that will create lots of trouble..

7. Dont do tunang ceremony..give out the hantaran during akad nikah..hehe..

Girlz..im not against btunang..if u wanna do it, buat ler...aku madah jakkkk....

Modern Myth That He Believes

One day, we were having lunch at my house..As usual, i always have my nasi wif kicap..me n kicap are like inseparable..Juz like him n his tempoyak ikan bilis (which i really hate)..



Him: u shud get rid of ur kicap-nasi eating habit u kno..

Me: What???Why??

Him: u hv to practice coz when u get pregnant later u shudnt eat anything wif kicap for like everyday..or 9 mnths at least..

Me: And again, why is dat so?

Him: Ppl said u'll have baby gelap if u keep on eating kicap during pregnancy..

Me: Duuuhhhh.....

Still wondering y he belifs in dat thingy...hmm...

My Overprice Life

I was sending him to the airport today..

Me: Starbucks jom..i need my caffix..
Him: You kno u can actually make ur own coffee..less sugar less price..

Minutes later..me n my frapp n my happpy smiling face..

Him: Hmm...rm12 for coffee..u and ur overprice coffee n ur overprice donut (my big apple donut)..
Me: Hehe..welcome to my overprice life..:P
Him: Yeah...rite..

Note: Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me...:)

Dukun Santet Tech-Savvy

WARNING: This is a non-wedding-related post.

“Salam kpd semua shbt, jika dpt panggilan fon yg brnombor pnjg +62852731520946 harap jgn angkt krn di indonesia skumpulan penuntut ilmu htam sdg uji ilmu mrk mlalui fon.jika diangkt mulut akn berbuih dn akn mningl slps itu. Di Indonesia 9org tlh mati dn mlm td d puchong.ini bnr tjdi.tlg sbrkn…”

“Ya Wahid Ya Ahad Ya Sama Ya Qadir Ya Malik Ya Rahman Ya Rahim sms kan ke 9 org asma ALLAH ini, agar anda thindar dari telfon layer merah yg mencari TUMBAL… Jgn remehkan sms ini jika mau terhindar dr telfon layer MERAH…klu dpt tlp/sms dr no 0666/06888, jgn di jwb/di bls. Di tv/radio tlh diumumkan p(…) sila of hp anda slps pukOl 11malam arahan p0lis diraja Malaysia…”

I get many version of diz info..thru mail thru sms…I also hear many version of the stories..

Version 1

A bunch of freaks in Indonesia are testing their santet power that is claimed to kill anyone who pick up their hp with the given no. displayed on screen and mind you…the hp screen turns red when it happens..

Version 2

A guy is testing to channel infra red radiation thru hp that can kill those who pick up their fon. And mind you again, radiation do kill…

So how true is diz? I heard that there was a posting in someone’s blog which says the sms actually came from a teenage girl as a prank and forwarded to a bunch of frens. Diz was said to be reported in Batam Post..(The date of posting was 9 May)…

To be honest, I also freaked out a bit when I got diz msg. Wondering if its true tho it sounds funny that even santet power can be upgraded by chanelling their ilmu thru hp networks…i started thinking..will they go after broadbands too??bayangkan, they channeled their santet power while im sitting here blogging,hiks..ngeri2…But last nite, I dnt even kno who called me coz it was a private number and as u guessed I dint pick up the phone fearing that it cud be those santet freaks..hehe..silly billy..Mum also started to shriek ;jangan angkaaattttttt’…hehe..

The incident really refreshed my memory during the time when hantu purdah was famous. A lady who used santet to beautify herself but accidentally luk at her own reflection in the mirror, which was one of her pantang, so in the end, to make things back to normal she has to search for a number of virgin girls n get their blood. At that time I was still in secondary skool. Commuting from skool to home and vice versa by bus.But during that time, mum was freaking scared that hantu purdah will come n hunt me so for about 3 weeks I got the luxury of going to skool using car..:) but when the story ended juz like dat n I was forced to go to skool by bus again..hmmmm…

But it doesn’t matter to me also..if its true or not. As long as im careful wif my in coming calls..i guess im safe..but whoever freaks dat can really do diz..asked for Bush’s number..hiks..