WARNING: USELESS FACTS

This is very unoriginal..sumone sent it to me...shud raise a smile on everyone's face..n yes..till now, he still wants to be a pig..go figure..



* If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)


* If you broke wind consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)


* The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)


* A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I (not me) want to be a pig.)


* A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death! (Creepy)


(I'm still not over the pig.) (yeah, he still wants to be d pig)


* Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour. (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)


* The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")


* The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) (again, he is not over the pig issue yet...)


* The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


* Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life .... quality over quantity) (get wut i mean??)


* Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)


* The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)


* Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


* Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (okay, so that would be a good thing)


* A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


* An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)


* Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)


* Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)


* Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) (yeah...THE pig...)


* TOLD U IT WAS USELESS. BUT now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...


In other words, send it to everyone!